The Gathering's Puppets: An Analysis of the Immorality of Applying Policy to Responsive Prayers
On April 8th, SMLT hosted an “all worship” Gathering service, during an official prospective student weekend. As many JBU students are...
Genius: Sophomore Student Asks Girl on Date via Outlook Web App
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve. And like many great heroes before him, he wished to remain anonymous. So for the sake of...
Report: That One Couple “Really Not Dating”
We at The Defendant pride ourselves on bringing you the hottest takes in satirical news. So when we get a lead from one of our loyal and...
A Defense of Satire
Reading the title I just typed nearly makes me cringe. I am quite confident that satire is more than able to defend itself, and that if...