Research Reveals That Freshmen in College Know Everything, Even More Than Professors
On an amazing campus such as John Brown University, it is often difficult to define any one group as the best in a certain field....
Report: College Students to Stay in Touch Over Summer Break
It’s about that time. Finals are looming. Semester projects are being started and finished in one night. The weather is * finally *...
Genius: Sophomore Student Asks Girl on Date via Outlook Web App
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve. And like many great heroes before him, he wished to remain anonymous. So for the sake of...
Report: That One Couple “Really Not Dating”
We at The Defendant pride ourselves on bringing you the hottest takes in satirical news. So when we get a lead from one of our loyal and...
A Defense of Satire
Reading the title I just typed nearly makes me cringe. I am quite confident that satire is more than able to defend itself, and that if...