The Breakup
Breakups stink. Regardless if you are the dumper or the dumpee, there is a lot of thought and confusion that goes into a breakup. I...
Genius: Sophomore Student Asks Girl on Date via Outlook Web App
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve. And like many great heroes before him, he wished to remain anonymous. So for the sake of...
Report: That One Couple “Really Not Dating”
We at The Defendant pride ourselves on bringing you the hottest takes in satirical news. So when we get a lead from one of our loyal and...